Get spooked, ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) arigolden. |
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How you should rate my journal: A numbered guide.
1. Take note of the aesthetic appeal
a. relating to pure beauty rather than to other considerations
b. artistic or relating to good taste (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/aesthetic)
2. Did someone say "creativity"?
a. look at the wallpaper. Does it look familiar? That's because I've created it to replicate the wallpaper in this animated image.
b. I didn't stop there. Take note of the cleverly altered lyrics of MGMT. It even still rhymes.
3. Halloweenerie? Let me first introduce my argument by stating that "Halloweenerie" is synonymous with "notanactualword" (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/madeupwords)
However, according to www.emileunderstandsdictionary.com/halloweenerie, "Halloweenerie" is something that celebrates the American culture of young spoiled brats threatening hardworking American citizens into giving them treats or bear the consequence of getting their homes egged. My journal acutely showcases the imaginative world of the future of these spoiled little bratty kids growing up to be spoiled fat pigs. It doesn't get any more "Halloweenerie" than that.
Furthermore, Halloween is about the scare factor. What's more scary than obese women enjoying their opulence?
4. I'm likable. You're likable. Give me 10 thumbs up or I'll egg your house while you sleep.
Happy Halloween, esteemed judges!
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Feel free/ obliged to drop off all your fan mail/ flattery/ stories of how much you love me. Alternatively, you can also send in your hate mail/ insults/ death threats/ stories of how you're going to kill me. Etc. Etc. You guys get the drift. No sweat, yes?
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